“With the recent departure of long-time fly-half and goal-kicking whiz Neil Jenkins, Wales were in a spin searching for a replacement points scorer,” the website tells us.
“They seem to have found it in 254-year-old Jones.”
Jones, aka The Count is in fact, 25. Although he does turn 26 in December.
The website goes on to teach us a bit of Welsh: “Jones has been in outstanding form for his club recently, helping Llanelli (pronounced “Fla-nef-elly”) reach the semi-finals of the Heineken Cup in 2002.”